
This Is Kaysie's Blog
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my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
lamp
guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
I have a mighty need
(Source: gaksdesigns, via theramblingprocrastinator)
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
AGAIN!!?
(via emojied)
i asked my dad for a text post idea and he said “how about telling them to stop wasting their lives on a menial blogging site and get a job”
(via emojied)
if you killed yourself, imagine all the people who would pretend they ever gave a single flying fuck about you
imagine all the useless fake shit they would say about how close they were to you and how upset they are that you’re gone
when in reality they probably couldn’t state 3 facts about you
a good reason to not even do it
Amen
(via tape-measure)